[DOWNLOAD] "Dr. Crankenfuss's Humor Book for Guys!!" by Daniel Berenson & Dr. Crankenfuss # eBook PDF Kindle ePub Free

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Title: Dr. Crankenfuss's Humor Book for Guys!!
Author : Daniel Berenson & Dr. Crankenfuss
Release Date : January 07, 2014
Genre: Humor,Books,Young Adult,Coming of Age,Jokes & Riddles,
Pages : * pages
Size : 2410 KB

Description

Your mother probably won't like this book.

Your sister might not either.

Lady teachers don't like my antics.

I give their brains a fever.

I'm Dr. Crankenfuss and that's the first four lines of my humor book. I think they're pretty accurate. That's what the title says, dudes. This is mainly a book for GUYS! Oh sure, there are probably some (very cool) girls who'll like this stuff, but I'm not one of those nice, polite kids who treats everyone with respect. I tell it like it is. Sure, there's stuff I like -- especially sports and hip-hop -- but there are other things that drive me up the wall. Don't you hate dumb things? Aren't there some people who drive you crazy? Well, me too, and that's what I like to write about, and often I do it in rap or rhyme. Now that's something you don't see every day. But this book isn't all about me and my complaints. I've put in lots of pages full of jokes, cartoons, knock-knocks, wacky book titles, tongue-twisters, and other tricks and shticks (including a few fart jokes) that guys especially will appreciate (and maybe some of those girls I mentioned before).

So hold on to your pants

And take a chance.

Spend time with me.

Enjoy the comedy.

From Your Dude with the 'Tude,

Dr. Crankenfuss